My dog is not the smartest dog

my dog is not the smartest dog alive
he seems to think that two and two is five
he's sure Japan's the capital of France
he says that submarines know haw to dance

my dog declares the tigers grown on a trees
he argues only antelopes eat chees
he tells me that he's twenty nine feet tall
then adds that ants good at basketball

he claims to own a mansion on the moon
a palace that he bought from a baboon
he swears the sun is made of candy bars
and says he's seen bananas play guitars

it seems to me my dog is pretty dense
he talks a lot but doesn't make much sense
although I love my dog with all my hearth <3
I have to say, he isn't very smart